In Montana, the cows outnumber the people, which means rush hour’s just you, a pickup truck, and a herd with no sense of personal space. The bovine majority holds firm political power—if they ever learn to vote, we’re in trouble! Locals say the cows are friendly, but don’t be fooled; they’re just waiting for a better public transportation system. Out here, the grass is greener, the skies are wider, and odds are your neighbor says,“ MOO!”

Made from 100% cotton, these towels make the perfect one-size-fits-all gift.

Design by Paige Johnson in Bozeman, Montana.