In Montana, the cows outnumber the people, which means rush hour’s just you, a pickup truck, and a herd with no sense of personal space. The bovine majority holds firm political power—if they ever learn to vote, we’re in trouble! Locals say the cows are friendly, but don’t be fooled; they’re just waiting for a better public transportation system. Out here, the grass is greener, the skies are wider, and odds are your neighbor says,“ MOO!”

All the deets:

• Longer than a crop tee and wider than a regular tee
• Made in U.S.A
• 6.5 oz/yd²
  
• Shrink-Free
• 100% Cotton

The design is printed on the front center of the tee. Design by Paige Johnson in Bozeman, Montana.