Who needs denim when you can strut the pasture in ranch dressing–inspired couture, complete with buttermilk boots and a zesty garlic hat? Nothing says “ranch chic” like a Hidden Valley vest that smells faintly of herbs and rowdy decisions. Even the spurs are made of croutons—crunchy, impractical, and undeniably stylish. Just pray the cows don’t get hungry, or you’ll be fashion-forward and on the menu!

Made from 100% cotton, these towels make the perfect one-size-fits-all gift.

Design by Paige Johnson in Bozeman, Montana.