In the dusty heart of a one-horse town, strutting in with a ten-gallon hat and spurs on his boots, is Gary the honky tonk goose—half outlaw, half showman, and all feathers! He can honk out country ballads so soulfully that even the tumbleweeds pause to listen. Locals swear he once won a shootout by wing-slapping the sheriff into next Tuesday, but Gary just tipped his hat and waddled on. He may not fly much, but he sure can bring down the house every Saturday night at the Saloon 'n’ Pond with his dulcet tones. Gary the honky tonk goose strikes again!

All the deets:

• 6 oz./yd², 100% cotton
• Garment-dyed for that vintage, faded look 
• Boxy fit, mid-length

The design is printed on the front center of the tank. Design by Paige Johnson in Bozeman, Montana.