Who needs denim when you can strut the pasture in ranch dressing–inspired couture, complete with buttermilk boots and a zesty garlic hat? Nothing says “ranch chic” like a Hidden Valley vest that smells faintly of herbs and rowdy decisions. Even the spurs are made of croutons—crunchy, impractical, and undeniably stylish. Just pray the cows don’t get hungry, or you’ll be fashion-forward and on the menu!

All the deets:

• Made in U.S.A
  
• Garment Dyed
• Shrink-Free
• 100% Combed Cotton

The design is printed on the front center of the tee. Design by Paige Johnson in Bozeman, Montana.